搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》
农夫:Im a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, Im rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobileNokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]Its this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know whats this?痒痒挠?No no no~~You are out!!Its my modern锄头~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]
树:Im a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
兔子A:OK,Im a rabbit. Now Im just walking around here.
[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走,兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)What do you want?
农夫:Huh!I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A: Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]
农夫:Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪砰(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪,同上。 农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
